['Divine Intervention'] = { "It is ok everyone, you can rest assured $TARGET is safe", "$TARGET has been saved from certain death.", "The powers that be smiles upon $TARGET", "I just gave my life for $TARGET, such is true friendship" "Once again, I saved $TARGET from certain death" }, ['Blessing of Protection'] = { "$TARGET is under my personal protection", "$TARGET suddenly achieved 100% physical resistance", }, ['Redemption'] = { "Ressing $TARGET", "$TARGET will not be dead for long.", "Oh, $TARGET is just mostly dead, I can fix mostly dead", "I am bringing $TARGET back from the dead", "$TARGET is alive, IT'S ALIVE!!", "$TARGET shall rise from the dead, thereby conquering death and hell.", "No sleeping on the job $TARGET, rise and shine" "No more cookies for $TARGET" "...death defying feats are clearly not your strong point, $TARGET" "Resurrecting $TARGET - side effects may include: Insomnia, erectile disfunction, explosive bowels, and craving of brains. Resurrection is not for everyone, please consult your physician before dying. "Aw, how cute. $TARGET is dead again. Get up!" "If you can read this, $TARGET is dead." "Ok, one more time. The bad guys are supposed to die, the good guys are supposed to live. And, $TARGET? We're the good guys." "$TARGET has failed at life, I'm giving him a second chance. That's right, not God, ME!!" },